When You Must Say Enough Is Enough

DAVID T. KRATT | Other
Published: 03/21/2005

There's an old joke about a bartender telling a customer, ""I think you've had enough to drink,"" and the customer slurs, ""You mind if I get a second opinion?"" So the bartender says, ""Sure. You're ugly, too."" What's funny about that is, in the old days, customers weren't usually cut off unless they became a problem or were really drunk.