And That's Why I Hate Working The Holidays

I told an old bartender buddy of mine about this month's article idea. He said, ""Oh no, on the contrary, the holidays are a fun time. Friends and family are in from out of town, people are having fun, goodwill toward ...""""No,"" I said, ""I'm talking about working behind the bar during the holidays!""""Oh,"" he said, ""Yeah, that's no fun.""